mushishitposter:

reasons you should adopt black cats
1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition
2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes
3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone
4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious

5. cat

2jam4u:

one part of the male gender role I can’t stand is thinking that being irritating and pissing women off is funny???? every man I’ve met thinks that’s hilarious and gets mad when I’m not into it. like why did no one teach them to shut the fuck up

terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

asapwalky:

You’re gonna lose friends, guys, girls, relationships, etc but fuck it as long as you don’t lose yourself you’re good